To those who it actually concerns, (which, admittedly, probably isn't too many) let it be known that I am going to start pushing this here account to the limit! No more sitting around and no- woah, Journal Skin?! What does that even mean!? WHAT, I CAN CHANGE MY SKIN!? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THIS!?

Anyway, back on topic, I have decided not to completely forsake this account like so many of my peers have begun to do! No, not at all! I intend to do the very opposite! Art shall be uploaded to this website and people will behold it and say "Well gee! Look at that!" And all will be good.

Just you watch, you guys, things are going to rock. Hard. And I mean it this time. Watch, I'll go upload something right now.

Hah, you thought I'd just leave you all hanging, huh? Well no, I wasn't.

Anyway, I forgot what I was going to write after all of that, so I'll just stop talking now.

Hello everyone.

Before I start, I'd like to inform everyone that it is late, so I am not functioning at 100% syntax power full charge Chodenji Spiral Energy G-stone Minovsky Particle Photon Power Super Alloy-Z Color Timer Plutonium Bill at the moment. So bare with me if certain phrases do not parse properly or my grammar and choice of words is spotty in places (such as the last paragraph.)

Today/Tonight/For the moment, I have decided to talk about something that all members of Deviantart are probably very familiar with, and that's journals about quizzes.

Personally, the entire concept of these quizzes escapes me. I fail to see the end result of answering all those questions, but the point is, people eat them up.

The most confusing part of them to me is that after users complete the task of answering untold amounts of questions with varying degrees of dirty secret telling, they undergo the act of "Tagging" one another. To my knowledge, this involves forcing others to go through the very hell they just experienced.

I have been a victim of this act. But rather than actually doing the quizzes like any smart or extremely stupid person would do, I've decided to do something much harder.

And that is make a quiz that covers every single aspect of these quizzes and does it A MILLION AND TEN TIMES BETTER!!!

So, my friends, without any further ado, open your mind, and I shall transport you to another realm.

SUPER DUPER DEVIANTART QUIZZZZZZZZU


1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?!?

I go by many names, who's to say which is my true title? Yet, in the end, I am most commonly known as but one.

Mud.

2. DO YOU LIKE MUSIC IF SO WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE I HOPE IT'S GOOD!

Yes, I do in fact like music, and it is in fact good! Thank you for asking!

3. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS THAT LIVE UNDERGROUND!??

Nope, can't say that I do.

OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIT SON!! YOU DONE ACENDED TO THE NEXT LEVEL OF PEN AND PAPER!!! BITCH BETTER HOLD ON, BECAUSE HERE COMES QUIZ LEVEL TWOOOOOOO!!!

1) What do you like the most about yourself when you're eating food? I suppose it's the fact that I can even eat at all. I'd hate to be a consumption cripple.

2) What is the thing you hate the most about what people think about your favorite thing about yourself that molds your behavior as a functioning member of society? It is probably that people could be a bit too condescending about how my wit allows me to act as a barkeep in the middle of the night.

3) HAVE YOU EVER KILLED A MAN!? Define "Man."

I SURE DO LIKE CHECK BOXES. CHECK THEM OUT!!

SECTION 1, THE BASICS.

[X] I am alive.
[X] I am of woman born.
[X] I have yet to die.
[X] I have been alive for more than twelve seconds.
[] I have died only once before.
[] I have died many times before.
[] I just died.
[X] I am a male.
[] I am a female.
[] Other.

SECTION 2, THE SUB-BASICS.

[X] I drink soda.
[X] I drink things other than soda.
[X] I need to eat things.
[X] I eat everyday.
[X] I like animals.

SECTION 3, THE SEXUAL TOPICS.

[X] I am a heterosexual.
[] I am a bisexual.
[] I have no sex drive and have no intention to gain one.
[] I am a big gay queer.
[] I have had sex.
[X] I am a virgin.
[X] I like bears.
[X] I toy with the hearts of men.
[X] I stay true to my man.
[] I am aroused by potted plants.
[] I enjoy having sex with children.
[X] I do not have sex with children.
[X] I do not enjoy having sex with children.
[] My favorite movie starts with an L. (I was always unable to pick my favorite movie.)

SECTION 4, MISCELLANEA AND DEVIANTART ESSENTIALS.

[X] I have consumed alcohol.
[] It was illegal.
[] I have done heavy drugs.
[] I have done light drugs.
[X] I can drive cars really fast.
[X] What is your favorite animal?
[X] Miles "Tails" ProwerxChaos 6 is the only true pairing.
[X] Goku.
[X] Naruto.
[X] Cloud.
[X] Video game.
[X] Anime cured my autism.

SECTION 5.

[] I have depression and I have just killed myself.
[] I have depression and I have not killed myself yet.
[] I am unhappy with myself or others or some such.
[] Haircut.

HERE COMES THE FIFTH TEIR!!!

Do something involving the alphabet!!

A Big Crazy Dog even forges good, hard Indians?! Jesus, Koopa! Leave Mario's nose outta ponderous quests! Reserve Sovereign Toadstool's ultimate vices with Xander, you zero!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME GENERATOR?!?!?

YOUR MIDDLE NAME (FIRST THREE LETTERS OF FIRST NAME AND MIDDLE LETTER OF LAST NAME)

Alee

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (YOUR MIDDLE NAME PLUS "THE DETECTIVE")

Alee the Detective.

YOUR NAME POSSIBLY INVOLVING STAR WARS OR HIP-HOP CULTURE. (YOUR DETECTIVE NAME SPELLED INCORRECTLY WITH MANY APOSTROPHES AND HYPHENS.)

A'li-da Di'tek-of.

YOUR STRIPPER NAME (HIP-HOP JEDI NAME PLUS A FRUIT)

A'li-da Di'tek-of Grapefruit.

YOUR SLAVE NAME (Toby)

Toby the Detective.

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (YOUR MIDDLE NAME WITH MAN ON THE END)

Aleeman.


FINAL ZONE, ACT ONE!!!

OK! GOOD JOB, NOW TAG YOUR FRIENDS.

I tag everyone on deviantart.



And that's pretty much that! Any of you people tagged are free to add anything to the quiz, since I assume most deviantart users have more experience with these things and could therefore better the quiz exponentially. And thusly, I am finished with my quiz.


Looking back I realize that I am far too long winded in my writing. Oh well, it's too late now. Although, I may go back and edit this quiz after I get some sleep. So keep that in mind, people.

THE GLIB MURAL NEVER BACKS AWAY FROM A CHALLENGE!! I'LL SHOW ALL OF YOU JUST HOW GIRL CONFESSIONS I AM!! HOPEFULLY I GET THE GOOD END OF SHOWING HOW GIRL CONFESSIONS I AM, BECAUSE I'M SO BLINDED BY DETERMINATION THAT I REALLY CAN'T TEL ANYMORE!!

1. Do you sleep in your bra?.
I DO NOT SLEEP.

2. Have you kissed any one on your top list?
I DO NOT LIKE LISTS.

3. Are you happy with your looks?
I AM NOT A FISH.

4. Do you enjoy drama?
YES, MORE PEOPLE NEED TO GO TO THE SHOW

5. Are you a girly girl?
I WOULD TOTALLY RIDE A FLAMING UNICORN THAT LEFT TRAILS OF POSIES WHEN IT FLIES AND COULD BECOME A SUBMARINE.

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
A BLACK SHARPIE. IT IS NICE.

7. Small or large purses?
My idea of a good purse is one that doubles as a fortress, so large I suppose.

8. Are you short?
NAY.

9. Do you like someone?
My favorite soda is Root Bear.

10. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?
Depends which butt.

11: Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Swow ejic bott.

12. Do you think you're conceited?
NAY.

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
YES.

14. Are you double jointed?
I DO NOT KNOW, MAYBE. I HOPE SO, I'D BE THE TOAST OF THE TOWN THEN! WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GIRLISH WHATEVERS?

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
A bathtub.

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
NOST.

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
You know, I bet there is at least one and I blame this very challenge for that.

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Occasionally, but generally no.

20. How many guys will read this just because it says- Girl Confessions?
FIVE-THOUSAND AND ONE.


[ ] I do wear make up.
I sure wish I knew what I do at this section. I mean, I honestly can't tell if I uncheck the box or if I change the way it's written or what. BUT THE ENIGMATIC CYCLONE SHALL NOT BE DAUNTED BY SUCH A MINOR HINDRANCE!!

[x] I have cried at a movie theater.
When I was little, I wanted a popcorn and did not get a popcorn. I cried because that popcorn meant the world to me. Sometimes, late at night, I lay in bed and think to myself what life would be like if I got that popcorn and silently cry myself to sleep.

[x] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
Uh, I guess I can? It doesn't seem like such a hard thing to do. Girls have mouths for eyes I guess. I think that's what mascara's for.

[x] I get jealous.
Someone else had that popcorn, I just know it...

[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
I DO NOT LIKE HIS BOOTS.

[x] Everyone knows I love to laugh.
I SUPPOSE, I REALLY CAN'T SAY.

[] I like death/grind/black metal.
That is a dumb emoticon and I hate it.

[] I like rap.
That one is pretty dumb too.

[] I like techno.
And this one.

[] I like country.
This guy is pretty cool, though.

[ ] I carry a purse.
I can't really carry around a death-fortress, let alone own one, so nope.

[ ] I’d be lost without my computer.

[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.

[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.

[ ] I own a boy band CD.

[ ] I get bored watching football.


[ ] I’ve never been called a spoiled brat.
Just brat, sure. But never spoiled, I'm polite for that.

[x] Guys are confusing.
One time, there was this one guy, and he was REALLY REALLY FAT, and he said that we were freaks and were all going to explode. But then we didn't explode. I didn't like that guy.

[ ] I’ve been called a bad influence.

[ ] My friends are the best.
Now, that all depends on what you mean by the best. Best could mean a lot of HEY GUYS, MY NAME IS A GOOD NAME OH BOY!!

[ ] I have a piercing other then my ears.

Come on ladies, be truthful!

1. What color is your bra that your wearing?
NAY.

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
NAY.

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
NOT RIGHT NOW, NOPE.

6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
I DON'T BELIEVE SO, NO.

7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Now, in my days as a youth, I thought plastic surgery was similar to plastic explosives. I need say no more.

8. Do you like your life?
DANCE! EVERYBODY DANCE! YAAAAAAAAAY!! LIFE IS GOOD! THIS IS FUN!! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
Now, pretty much any thing I say other than NAY would lead to bad things for me. However, I've been saying NAY far too much during this quiz HEY WAIT, I'M NOT A LADY! I CANNOT LADIES BE TRUTHFUL IF I AM NOT A LADY! I SHALL LIE MAYBE ONCE OR TWICE NOW!

11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
YES, I HAVE. I CANNOT SWIM.

12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
L IS FOR LARGE.

13. How long have you had myspace?
I don't have one. xD LOOK AT ME, GUYS! I GET LAZY AND STEAL ANSWERS. BLEEEHGH.

14. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
YES.

15. What are your biggest fears?
I dislike those needles, that I do.

16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
I already brought up that popcorn story, I'd rather not bring it up again.

17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yep.

18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater”?
NAY.

20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
One time, I wanted to discover a dinosaur that was so much cooler than all the other dinosaurs that it'd come back to life just for me and we'd go around beating up the entire world.

21. Are you currently missing someone?
I suppose so.

THIS GUY OR THAT GUY?


Cowboy or Gangster?
Now, this all depends on what you mean by gangster. I'm assuming because you're comparing it to a cowboy that you mean gangster in the more traditional sense. I say the Gangster would win because he has access to more current weaponry and can wear a wider range of hats.

Preppy or Punk/Goth?
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE TERM PREPPY AND I NEVER SHALL. I VOTE FOR BRAVE RAIDEEN.

Face or Body?
A giant face seems to be something that would pose a bigger threat than a giant body, as a giant face would probably be able to shoot lasers or eat things or something like that, so I pick the face.

Sweet or sexy?
NAY. NEITHER OF THESE WORDS ARE CAPABLE OF COMBAT, THEREFORE, NEITHER OF THEM WIN THE FIGHT. I VOTE FOR DAITARN 3.

Well-educated or Dropout?
A Well-educated person would easily win. With Science.

Armani or Abercrombie?
Well, Abercrombie sounds like a world-class scientist who invented the world's fastest train, and is a formidable foe because of this. However, Armani sounds like some kind of horrible monster that can swallow whole cities, so I'm going to have to side with him.

City-slicker or Rural Guy?
SUPERMAN.

Contact or Glasses?
BATMAN & ROBIN VS. THE WOLFMAN. BATMAN AND ROBIN WIN, BUT THE WOLFMAN FLIES AWAY AT THE END.

THIS OR THAT

01. Eyeliner or Mascara?
THE WOLFMAN COMBS HIS HAIR SO HE BECOMES THE SUN! OH NO, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO BATMAN!?! I AM THE NIGHT/KNIGHT. OH, OK.

02. Louis vuitton or dooney & bourke?
I... um, Dooney and BNAY. THAT IS MY ANSWER, I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM ANSWERING AT THIS POINT! OH BOY!

03. American eagle or Hollister?
I LIKE EAGLES, THEY CAN FLY AND ARE COOL. HOWEVER, I ALWAYS HAD FALCONS AND HAWKS AS MY PREFERRED BIRDS OF PREY.

04. Pumps or flats?
Pumps. I AM PUMP.

05. Skirts or pants?
PANTS ARE WHAT YOU WEAR.

06. Socks or leggings?
SOCKS ARE COOL.

07. Hoodies or jackets?
JACKET BEAAAAAM!!

08. Heels or sneakers?
SHOETIME.

10. Hoop or dangling earrings?
I DO NOT HAVE EARS.

13. White or black?
WHITE AND BLACK START WITH LETTERS.

14. Victoria’s Secret or bath and body works?
BATH AND BODY START WITH B, VICTORY VICTORIA VIC VIPER.

15. Smoothies or lattes?
SM OOOTH EYES.. LAT TES.

16. Diet or regular sodas?
BEAR ROOT BEAR ROOB TEAR.

17. Water or daiquiris?
WATHER WETHER MATTER MOTTER.

18. Pearls or diamonds?
I GOT DIAMOND BECAUSE PALKIA LOOKS TOO MUCH LIKE GROUDON TO ME!

19. Vintage or boho?
BOHO IS A FUNNY WORD.

20. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?
PEOPLE WHO ARE NO LONGER RELEVANT.

22. iPod or cell phone?
I DO NOT HAVE AN IPOD, MY GRANNY DOES, YOU SHOULD ASK HER.

23. Friends or family?
I LIKE BOTH I ALSO LIKE SPAGHETTI.

24. Lip gloss or lip stick?
NO THANKS, I'M FULLY.

25. Manicure or pedicures?
I DON'T LIKE NAIL CLIPPERS. I HAVE A FEAR OF THEM BECAUSE, AS IT IS WITH MOST PEOPLE WHO HAVE AN IRRATIONAL FEAR OF NAIL CLIPPERS, I ALWAYS IMAGINED THEM BEING USED ON MY TEETH FOR SOME REASON AND THAT IS NOT A FUN THOUGHT, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE FOUR.

26. M.A.C or sephora?
MAPLE ACTION CRAB! THAT IS WHAT IT STANDS FOR, YEP.

27. Tank tops or beaters?
I wasn't aware there was a difference.

28. Tiffany’s or Chanel?
THE WORST CHANNEL IS THE ONE THAT TELLS YOU ALL THE OTHER CHANNELS, THE BEST CHANNEL IS THE BUZZ CHANNEL WHICH IS THE ONE THAT IS FILLED WITH STATIC, I LIKE THAT CHANNEL. WHEN I WAS A LAD, I THOUGHT THE STATIC AT THE END OF A VIDEO TAPE WAS THOR'S DOING. LOOKING BACK I AM NOT SURE IF I MEANT THE GOD OR THE SUPERHERO.

29. love or peace?
BOTH ARE COOL, YEP YEP YEP.

30. Sunglasses or purses?
SUNGLASSES ARE KICKIN' RAAAAD, MAN!!

IN A GUY...

Funny or Serious?
GYAN.

Romantic or Daredevil?
GOGG.

Cute or Hot?
GOUF.

Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?
Z'GOK.

Long Hair or Short Hair?
HIZACK.

Curly Hair or Straight Hair?
DOM.

Clean-cut or Rough.
KÄMPFER.

Good Dancer or Good Singer?
SAZABI.

Basketball Player or Football Player?
QUBELEY.

Jock or Rebel?
ZAKU.

Smoker or Non-smoker?
ACGUY.

Drunk or Sober?
GELGOOG.

Druggie or Clean?
DRA-C.

Has a Motorcycle or Has a sports Car?
GEARA DOGA.

Beard/Mustache or Clean-shaven?
HY-GOGG.

Younger or Older?
MARASAI.

Player or Loyal?
BOLINOAK SAMMAHN.

Bad or Nice?
I DO NOT LIKE THIS QUIZ.

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jownny cash ish meh hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sporks on fire?

I dunnown bekus im alehandro not really hhoooooooooooooooooomomomaowagerhigrwOJA EHT

I HAVE NO IDE WAT THE HECK I'M ON FIRE!

Due to recent events I now wish to have something that I never wished to have before. That being a herd of baby mammoths.

Now some of you may be thinking "Hey buddeh, why in the world would you want a herd of baby mammoths? I mean, wouldn't full grown mammoths be better in the long run? You do realize that a baby mammoth will not stay a baby, right? Just checking." Well, I have my reasons. And these reasons are very super secret and not just anyone may hear them.

Now, if any of you have any information at all on where I can acquire a herd of baby mammoths or can lead to such a happening, please let me know at once. Either that or give me some as a present, that would rock and you'd be my best friend for life.

Totally.